This perspective must be even more accurate with the granddaddy of streaming services:Netflix.

If this is, sincerely, your opinion, I welcome you and invite you to stream away.

Yes, at the moment, you’ve got the option to streamThe IrishmanandMarriage Storyon Netflix.

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But money talks, man.

What could we do for entertainment?

My Blu-rays did the talking.

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So youre not worried about potentially apocalyptic online content scenarios?

Good for you; I wish I could borrow some of that mindful energy!

But is there anything forMarriage Story?

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), youre gonna have to cop that sucker on Blu-ray.

Hurray for physical media!!).

And by now, weve all dunked on how weird and icky and uncanny valley it looks.

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When I first watched the film on Netflix, I agreed, but not just about their de-aged faces.

And yet, my Netflix experience watching the film felt universally weird and icky and uncanny valley.

WatchingThe Irishmanon Blu-ray, with every facet chosen and executed with mindful, unchanging intention was revelatory.

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