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But the comedians admit they are no good in the kitchen.
COLLIDER: Congratulations onWhat’s Cookin Good Lookin.
JUSTINA VALENTINE:We can cook in a rap battle.
We can cook, we can roast, we can fry people up.
But in the kitchen, Brenda, we’re a little cooking impaired, to be honest.
Some actuallydon’thelp us, but you know what I mean.
For the most part, some people that we have can cook at least better than us.
Remy definitely knew how to chef it up.
ScarLip was once a chef at, she said What was it?
Like an old people’s home, right, Con?
CONCEITED: Yeah, something like that.
Even though her dish was really unique.
[Laughs]
VALENTINE: Yeah, her dish was a little shaky.
But anyone could basically cook better than us.
So when you say you might’t cook, give us the level of skill.
Is it like you could make Ramen for yourselves?
Can you do a Hamburger Helper?
I mean, I feel like everybody can do spaghetti or an egg.
What is it that you might do?
VALENTINE: Well, Con basically can’t boil water.
The milk is even with the cereal it’s not too much milk, not too much cereal.
What is your go-to cereal then?
VALENTINE: Well, Con, that makes sense because you’re fruity.
CONCEITED: I knew youd say that.
I can make some chicken cutlets.
CONCEITED: No, no, now youre going too far.
You cant make chicken cutlets.
CONCEITED: Did it have any seasoning on it?
VALENTINE: It wouldnt have been enough seasoning for you.
I love chicken cutlets.
I make them myself.
Do you use the 4C bread crumbs because that’s all the seasoning you may need?
CONCEITED: She has no idea what youre talking about, Brenda.
VALENTINE: Brenda, Im not gonna lie… No, it’s the Progresso.
I’m looking at it on my counter.
Its the Progresso bread crumbs, and like you said, it’s a one-stop shop.
You put that on and then I added some mozzarella on top.
But I just use the bread crumbs right out the can.
I can’t really get crazy.
So, I’m not gonna lie.
Well, I’ll give you an easy chicken cutlet recipe.
CONCEITED: She doesn’t use seasonings.
But the way you talking, we need to getyouon the show, Brenda!
VALENTINE: I know, Brenda!
What’s up for Season 2?
CONCEITED: Oh my goodness, yall gotta pull up.
VALENTINE: Bring him, too.
CONCEITED: Does he know how to make oxtail?
Yes, he makes all of the dishes oxtail, curry goat, brown stew chicken.
CONCEITED: Oh yeah, yall gotta pull up.
And we’re on the East Coast, so here we go!
VALENTINE: What state are you guys in?
We’re in Maryland, but we’re from Philly.
It’s an hour train ride or a two-hour drive.
So let’s get into your guests.
VALENTINE: The meal we made with Havoc was really good.
CONCEITED: Should I say the dish that I liked the most?
VALENTINE: Yeah, why not?
you could say the dish without giving it away.
CONCEITED: The dish that I loved the most was the brown sugar steak.
I don’t know who that was…
VALENTINE: Oh, that was Uncle Vin.
CONCEITED: Okay, well there we go.
That one was the best.
Vinnie can cook for real.
VALENTINE: Yes, he can.
CONCEITED: He can cook for real.
Vinnie from Naughty By Nature.He can cook forreal, forreal.
VALENTINE: He might even open up one day, like, Uncle Vins Bistro where hes from.
So yeah, he could definitely throw down.
CONCEITED: So, he’s always invited.
CONCEITED: But who’s not invited?
Yeah, who cannot come back?
CONCEITED: No, no, no, no.
VALENTINE: She told us to get the F out the kitchen, you know what I mean?
Because it’s not hittin onanything.
We’re saying Mmm, but in a bad way.
CONCEITED: Yeah, not at all.
She could have gone out right there with us.
VALENTINE: No, she wasn’t very good.
But Remy definitely could throw down.
Remy taught us a lot.
And Havoc wasn’t bad.
Oh, you know who was good?
Renee [Graziano].
But we did something right in Renee’s wheelhouse.
We did spaghetti and meatballs.
CONCEITED: Yeah, that’s not fair.
That’s like asking me to make a bowl of cereal.
Its gonna be lit.
VALENTINE: Renee could make that with her eyes closed.
VALENTINE: Yes, Renee Graziano.
CONCEITED: I had to chill because she was about to start cookingme.
VALENTINE: Yeah, she was.
CONCEITED: I don’t want to end up sleeping with no fishes.
No none of that.
VALENTINE: She threatened to put you in the trunk a couple of times.
She was totally crazy.
So for Season 2, who are your dream guests?
Who do you see that you’ll have a good meal with?
VALENTINE: That would befire.
CONCEITED: We could make some of Pattis pies!
VALENTINE: Well, I was with Jadakiss last night shoutout to Kiss.
I said, Next season.
So, I don’t know if Jada can kiss I don’t know if Jada couldcookor not.
CONCEITED:What happened last night?
Well, we know what her Christmas wish is.
VALENTINE: No, no, no.
So, I think definitely Kiss.
CONCEITED:We gotta get Kevin Harton the show.
VALENTINE: I was just gonna say Kevin Hart.
That’s going to be crazy.
I don’t think he can cook.
VALENTINE: He probably cant.
So, it’ll be good optics for Conceited.
So, we got Kiss, we got Kevin Hart, gotta get BossMan, Nick Cannon.
CONCEITED: Nick Cannonbetterknow how to cook.
Hes got a lot of children, but that doesn’t mean he can cook.
It’s more than 10.
I just had to count for something.
VALENTINE: Im just kidding!
I mean, I dont think so.
Because you cant get pregnant from the mouth, so I don’t think so.
CONCEITED: If you get that mayonnaise food baby out of here.
VALENTINE: [Laughs] Con, relax, because it could also be yours.
CONCEITED: That’s true.
That’s the crazy part.
VALENTINE: Its a little dicey, so relax.
You guys can’t cook, but what are your plans?
Where are you ordering from?
VALENTINE: Con likes his food like he likes his women: all different ethnicities and cultures.
CONCEITED: Thats right.
And what about you, Justina?
VALENTINE: For Thanksgiving, I actually go to Boston.
I have family out there, and they all know how to throw down.
But that’s what it’s for, man.
Treat yourself during those times.
CONCEITED: You’re going way, way, way above my skill set.
Well, start with a pasta salad.
That’s literally just noodles, peppers, onions, cucumbers, tomato.
Shake it up and there you go.
CONCEITED: I just dump it in a bowl, and just, Here?
I mean, not a whole pepper or a whole onion.
You have to, like, chop them up.
CONCEITED: Oh no, no, no, no.
So, you see that, I will find some way to mess that up somehow, some way.
That was very bold!
You don’t just bring those places.
CONCEITED: And you don’t put raisins in them either, Justina.
Did you know that?
VALENTINE: Yeah, that went bad for us.
But I think we could learn how to cook a little something, you know what I mean?
I think now is the time.
You mentioned seafood Con has been known to be a pescatarian.
So, I think there’s something for us in our future.
And he is very good at cooking shrimp because that’s his people.
Im always tellin him, Go with your people.
CONCEITED: But I love seafood.
Justina does, too.
She has the crabs all the time.
VALENTINE: And, Brenda, I got them from him.
CONCEITED: That’s the way that is.
Ill learn how to cook.
Let me warm up.
it’s possible for you to do rice and peas.
CONCEITED: Simple?!
That’s a more simple dish out of the Jamaican classics.
CONCEITED: Let me just warm up a Jamaican beef patty in a microwave.
VALENTINE: See, Brenda, here’s the problem.
Look at Cons hands.
Do you see all these rings?
You see all the bracelets, the watches?
He’s not taking any of that off.
He’s not willing to take off any of his bling.
So, you have to be careful when you’re eating.
You might bite down on a baguette.
So, that’s the problem.
CONCEITED: That was hilarious.
VALENTINE: Probably just from the times that we banged.
We have good chemistry from that.
It’s one of those things, you know?
That’s what Id say for the chemistry.
It was really about rapping the ingredient.
Even though we cant.
So, we’re roasting each other all show long and we get our guests involved with that.
They tell us stories about their past and their favorite dishes.
We have activities, we have games, and it makes it fun.
And it’s always fun to roast Con.
He just gives us an unlimited supply of material.
Well, this has been a fun way to start my day.
I wish you guys a great holiday season.
Hopefully you guys pick up a spatula or a piece of foil, put something in the oven.
When I talk to you for Season 2, I hope that there’s progress there.
We have to be able to make at least one meal.
VALENTINE: That’s fair, that’s fair.
We’ll work on that, Brenda.
But we’ll definitely work on that for your two.
CONCEITED: And you have to sign a waiver first before you eat anything we make.
VALENTINE: That is true.
Well, good luck, and as I said, happy holidays.
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