Just use that ‘search’ function, because lord knows you won’t find it on any homepage.

I mean, if not now, then when?Too Old to Die Youngwon’t be for everyone.

In fact, you’ll probably love it or hate it.

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You’ll either find it riveting, or incredibly boring.

Both are fair descriptors.

I’m not here to rehash the streamer’s missed opportunity, though.

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So buckle up, buttercup, because this ride is about to get bumpy.

Yeah, this is probably the top reason to watchTOTDY, because the original score byCliff Martinezis absolutely divine.

Meanwhile, Aguilar does a stellar job balancing Jesus' innate sensitivity with his revenge-driven ruthlessness.

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There’s stunning work in every episode.

Here, he’s almost supernaturally quiet as the enigma that is Detective Martin Jones.

That’s right… this cop is, technically, a sexual predator.

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I’m not going to lie,Too Old to Die Youngis pretty, pretty, pretty slow.

It’s almost comical how often characters seem to wait 15 seconds between sentences.

The cliffhangers are few and far between, and yet there’s something oddly bingeable about this 758-minute series.

Could this show have used a heavy edit?

But you’ll be glad Refn let it breathe, because the anxiety can be a bit much.

No sugarcoating:Too Old to Die Youngis spectacularly violent.

So, by the end of this series, there are entire rooms left covered in blood.

It can get graphic.

There are several wild shootouts from assassins on motorbikes, and Damian is pretty handy with a piece himself.

Even when this show isn’t reveling in violence, the sudden threat of violence lurks around every corner.

It’s typically brief and explicit, and trust me, no one is spared from its far-reaching hand.

It’s hard to explain, so you’ll just have to see it for yourself.

God bless Billy Baldwin, though, for agreeing to “go there” in the first place.

His commitment is both noted and appreciated.

you could alsoclick herefor our interview with Refn, whose process is always fascinating.