Analyzing the content of episode 1 of thereality star’slatest venture.

To kick off her new series, Khloe has invited long-timeKeeping Up With the KardashiansleechScott Disickas her first guest.

And to help promote that new season ofThe Kardashians.

Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian on ‘The Kardashians.'

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To be fair, the video version ofKhloe in Wonderlandis connected to the streaming series’ Youtube account.

As a refresher, Discick datedKourtney Kardashianbetween 2006 until 2015, in which they have three children.

But guess what the two are doing?

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick during a press tour as they speak with E!

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Talking about the family.

She referred to him as one of her best friends.

Which is all valid, until they divulge the evolution of their bond.

‘The Kardashians’ Season 5 promo photo.

Similar to its previous seasons, this year will highlight very little reality.

Khoe revealed that Scott was her “number one person” as a potential guest.

Because everyone wants the juicy tea regarding whether they had ever hooked up.

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They took the bait and joked about it.

Disick sarcastically said, “F- yeah,” before she set the record straight that they hadn’t.

Just like, ‘Oh look at their relationship, theyre close,’ boom.

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Let’s just say something ridiculous," he said.

Like, bro, I have children with her sister.

We’re not soulmates."

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They have spent years trying to diminish the perception that there was ever an intimacy between them.

But perception is reality.

Especially when there are cameras in your face, both by force and by choice.

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Don’t hold hands in public!

Was it all a prank for publicity?

But don’t worry, it was to name-dropKim KardashianandKanye West’s pre-wedding party.

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That’s different, right?

So, what was the point of having Disick as the premiere guest?

It certainly wasn’t a deep dive into his illustrious career.

Perhaps it was to dispel the rumors.

Perhaps it was to claim that she got the Disick exclusive.

No matter what,she’s got us discussing it and their friendship.The record is set straight.

So close that this was not their first forray into podcast.

They did one, in a bathtub, when podcasting wasn’t cool and wasn’t a visual ploy.

It didn’t last because they lost the equipment.

Nevertheless, here was the soft launch for “The Lord and His Lady.”

Podcasting is just not for everyone.

All episodes are available to stream on Hulu.