The new release options are, admittedly, bountiful.
You could take in a clever, timely horror film withThe Invisible Man.
you’re able to bask in a sultry forbidden romance withPortrait of a Lady on Fire.
Amid a global pandemic I paid $19.99 to ownCats.
Like the Egyptians of old, I will be followed into the afterlife byCats.
It’s by far the biggest issue in my life right now.
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c’mon keep in mind this is all very serious.
What is the “Jellicle Choice”, exactly?
Victoria ends the movie with one name.
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I have no idea what the hell that three name thing is all about.
Let’s not discuss it any further.
Right, so, the Jellicle Choice.
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If there is a version of Fox News in theCatsuniverse, Gus the Theatre Cat watches it religiously.
(There is and it is run by actual foxes I am already 95 pages into this script.)
Of course I remember Skimbleshanks.
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Skimbleshanks occupies a good 70% of my waking thoughts.
Either way, Macavity abducts Old Deuteronomy through legitimate real-life magic, which some cats can do.
(Only one of these is stated outright in the film.)
And you know what?
Grizabella the Glamour Cat (Jennifer Hudson) is the Jellicle Choice.
I absolutely should have mentioned Grizabella earlier.
Her song “Memory” is almost assuredly the only thing you’ve ever heard fromCats.
Old Deuteronomy is like, “Sold.”
Just a completely demented experience, top to bottom.
So yeah, those are my generalCatsthoughts.
Check it out on-demand, it’s a trip.
And stay safe out there.
Stay indoors if you might.
