19"What do you say we go out on a date?
Have some chicken, maybe some sex.
You know, see what happens?"
18"Why did you do this to me, God?!
Couldn’t you have cured a sick child or created a new animal?!
16"Who the hell is Julius Caesar?
You know I don’t follow the NBA!"
13"I’m expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!"
12"It’s so damn hot.
Milk was a bad choice."
11"Do you know what they call bats?
Chicken of the Cave."
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