When an action movie really works, there’s nothing quite like it.
It’s loud, it’s showy, but it’s not exactly a masterpiece.
Next to this, many ofthe worst action movieslook like exquisite classics.
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Surely you’ve heard ofThe Hunt for Red October,Predator…Die Hard?!
The original at least had some ideas, though they were half-baked.
The remake is a vapid nuisance.
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“Critics on Rotten Tomatoes felt that the movie’s thrills felt cheap and not particularly engaging.”
Ron Hubbardis still remembered as one ofthe worst sci-fi films of all time?
These tyrants are unaware that their human slaves are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.
The result is neither exciting nor scary.
As in, don’t make any of these choices.
Somehow, a direct-to-video sequel happened (though it had a different cast).
No movie is bad enough to change that, not even the awful, [mostly] direct-to-videoPrecious Cargo.
Suddenly, bat-nipples seem like such a negligible offense.
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