Seinfeldis widely considered one ofthe greatest sitcoms of all time, andLarry Davidwas a major reason why.
His overall contribution is incalculable, and celebrating the episodes that he penned himself is quite a fun journey.
He’s written so many classics that there are still some left over after pinning down the top ten.
Suddenly, he and Jerry spot famous baseball playerKeith Hernandezstretching in the locker room.
After Keith approaches Jerry, the latter treats this situation as nervously as if he were dating Mr. Hernandez.
Their friendship is perfectly awkward.
Then they argue over who should answer the phone.
And the funeral is on the same day as Jerry’s championship softball game.
Another fun fact: this is the first episode with Uncle Leo (Len Lesser).
For these reasons and more, it’s a must-watchfor any passionateSeinfeldfan.
Real estate, and he quits his position in spectacular fashion because of a petty bathroom dispute.
Apparently, a few people have told him he would be a good talk-show host.
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This story is based on real life, too, whenLarry David quitSaturday Night Live.
In typical Season 2 fashion, the plot is simple but no less effective.
One highlight is when Kramer is extremely conspicuous when he’s trying to be the opposite.
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Elaine also proves terrible at flirting (until she pretends to be a nudist).
This man has to go to the hospital, and the plane makes an emergency landing for him.
It’s hilarious how they both understand that they don’t really have any chemistry without Jerry.
But they take a lot longer than expected.
We also learn that George is scared of Elaine, and Jerry hasn’t vomited since 1980.
Along with George’s ridiculously large coat, this masterpiece is one of the best episodes of season 5.
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Constant quibbling should be expected, of course.
There are so many delightful arguments over the smallest things: cake, Rent-a-Car, a couch, etc.
Jerry’s parents don’t even know how to work the air conditioner.
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The viewer can listen to this realistic mundanity for hours.
Meeting a woman named Stella, Elaine repeatedly exclaims “Stella!”
Elaine discloses to Jerry that she faked orgasms with him all the time when they were together.
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George used to be the only one worried about such matters, but now Jerry is, too.
His self-consciousness is so intense that he asks for another chance.
He goes on to return an inferior peach for restitution and gets banned from the store.
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Ever since then, he has dramatically declared, “I choose not to run!”
This is one ofJerry’s best episodes in the showby a mile.
Meanwhile, Kramer’s a mall Santa who gets converted to Communism by Elaine’s boyfriend.
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The situation escalates from there, making “The Race” a classic.
This is not only his ticket to employment; it’s his ticket out of his parents' house.
Even worse is that Jerry’s going on the show to promote a benefit to clothe the homeless.
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For these reasons and more, this episode is one of the best of season five.
This two-parter is undoubtedly one of the highlights of the show.
(Fun fact: it also alludes to “The Pen”!)
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