Hopefully,the long-in-development Lando seriescan right this intergalactic wrong.

Between the two distinctly different versions of the movie, neither can conjure a solid reason to exist.

Other thanEva Green’s scene-stealing performance,everything about the movie is a hollow retread.

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By default, theperformance and depiction rank low for Habbiball portrayals.

The studio also drastically changed the original, much more terrifying practical creature effects with hastily rendered CGI abominations.

Trying to make another film without those two lead actors may be the dumbest thing of all.

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No matter what these younger actors did, they were always going to look dumb.

BothThe HobbitandStar Warsprequels suffered from this, but not nearly as much as theFantastic Beastsfranchise.

The soulless cash grab of the prequels was only the most blatant symptom of the problem.

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A young boy wearing a cow’s head in Leatherface.

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