Here are the ten best Homer Simpson quotes fromThe Simpsons, ranked.
In Rednecks and Broomsticks,Homer ponders why everything he does seems to go the wrong way.
9"He reminds me of me, before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.
8Trying is the first step towards failure.
7Ive learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
6You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is: never try!
5Dont eat me.
I have a wife and kids.
4Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike.
You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
Thats the American way.
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Hes the greatest guy in his-tor-y … from the town of Springfield!
Hes about to hit a chestnut tree!
Marge vs.
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The Monorail - Season 4, Episode 12 (1993)
Marge vs.
Although it has now been over three decades since it first aired, Marge vs.
The Monorail is still a high achievement thatThe Simpsonshas struggled to surpass with any new installments.
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2Facts are meaningless.
you’re free to use facts to prove anything thats even remotely true.
1I am so smart!
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I am so smart!
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