10"I gotta focus.

I’m shifting into soup mode."

The Soup Nazi himself arguably steals the show, but everyone else is funny here as expected.

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The continuing misadventures of neurotic New York City stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his equally neurotic New York City friends.

9"I come from a long line of quitters.

My father was a quitter.

My grandfather was a quitter.

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I was raised to fail."

Georgealternates between brutal honesty and unsuccessful deceit, usually depending on who hes talking to.

8"I think it moved."

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I’ve always been a stall man.

7"This is not good!

George is getting upset!"

George (Jason Alexander) realizing that “it” might have moved when he got a massage earlier in Seinfeld.

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Without hearing Jason Alexenders delivery, Worlds are colliding!

George is getting upset!

He sums it all up well by saying, A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!

Seinfeld - The Pool Guy - 1995

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6"Jerry, just remember.

It’s not a lie if you believe it."

Anyway, its a great snippet of dialogue regardless.

Seinfeld - The Beard - 1995

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5"Oh, yeah?

Well, the jerk store called.

They’re running out of you!"

Seinfeld - The Comeback - 1997

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4"This was supposed to be ‘The summer of George’!

The summer of George."

3"I was in the pool!

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I WAS IN THE POOL!"

From there, The Hamptons allows the gang to talk about the concept of shrinkage; classicSeinfeld, really.

2"You know, we’re living in a society!

Seinfeld - The Hamptons - 1994

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We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!"

I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?

Believe it or not, I’m not home."

Seinfeld - The Chinese Restaurant - 1991

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