Here are ten of the most iconic lines Cartman has ever spoken.
As the disturbing revelation sets in, Cartman childishly taunts, “Nya nya nya nya nyaaaa nya!
I made you eat your parents!”
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It’s so disturbing but darkly hilarious, as it shows how terrifying and petulant he truly is.
9"Whateva!
I do what I want!"
I do what I want!"
Cartman’s lines throughout the entirety of this episode are comedic gold.
Whether he says, “I don’t go to school, and I kill people!”
or “I ran for congress and won!”
they are all incredibly hilarious and endlessly quotable.
However,the cherry on top is his saying “Whateva!
I do what I want!”
at the end of every sentence, which has since become one of Cartman’s most iconic catchphrases.
Any diehard fan could instantly recognize the phrase, which has only become more iconic over the years.
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8"We’re not just sure, we’re HIV-positive."
Cartman can’t help himself as he keeps making highly inappropriate and darkly comedic puns during their journey.
7"Dear guys, words can not describe how much I hate you guys."
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He often goes into furious tirades or meltdowns, usually whenever the other boys displease or defy him.
The whole episode shows the many absurd lengths Cartman will go to express his hatred.
It’s a classic moment that perfectly sums up how mean and nasty Cartman truly is.
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6"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. and leaves Garrison shocked and completely speechless.
5"Student Ath-O-Letes?
Oh, that is brilliant, suh!"
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When the dean calls his plays “student-athletes,” Cartman’s response, “Student ath-O-letes?
Oh, that is brilliant, suh!”
4"I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!"
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again, “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy” sees Cartman becoming the school’s designated hallway monitor.
Cartman has some of his most entertaining lines while acting as “Dawg the Hallway Monitor.
3"I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.”
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In one of his most bizarre excuses ever, Cartman tells the others, “I’m not fat!
I’m festively plump.”
Eric Cartman will make up anything to excuse his lazy, selfish behavior.
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2"Screw you guys, I’m going home."
“Screw you guys, I’m going home” has become synonymous withSouth Park.
It’s one of the first notable running jokes and has become popular and recognizable over the years.
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It’s said so many times at this point that even other characters besides Cartman have started saying it.
It’s one of his most iconic lines and’ll be forever remembered long afterSouth Park’s run.
1"Respect my authoritah!"
wouldn’t be number one?
It doesn’t get more iconic than “Respect my authoritah!”
the phrase that turned Eric Cartman into a household name and one of the show’s most legendary characters.
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