I write about movies and I’m very happy to do so.

Joeproved an exception as the majority of my friends told me it was surprisingly enjoyable).

Finally, two of these films I just think are silly and while terrible, they’re mostly harmless.

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The other three, well, I have a bit more to say about them.

Hit the jump for the countdown.

5.X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

X-Men Origins: Wolverinedidn’t need to be this bad.

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It sets up a fantastic conflict between Wolverine and Sabertooth with two terrific actors in the parts.

I will say this for the film: it’s not boring.

It’s so bad it’s good.

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You gotta be fucking kidding me moment:Adamantium memory bullets.

And yet, unlikeWolverine,Transformers 2never crosses that “so bad it’s good line.”

3.POST GRAD

This is where my anger starts to boil up.

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The moral of the story: women can’t do real work and should just become dependent on men.

Why does Edward want a girl this needy?

Moore doesn’t want a serious exploration of the economic plight of struggling American families.

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Hewantsto be turned away from banking headquarters so he can show that he’s “the little guy.”

He calls his movieCapitalism, an economic system, and doesn’t interview a single economist.

Then he wraps Wall Street with crime scene tape.

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After all, what would a revolution be without blind trust in a demagogue?

Other 2009 Lists:

Matt’s Top 10 Films of 2009

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