Summary

Okay folks, hypothetical situation.

Let’s say you look like a famed, long-dead actor.

Let’s sayCharles Bronsonfor kicks and giggles.

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Add in a thick Hungarian accent, one that is difficult to understand.

Cast

Who Is Robert Bronzi?

The son of a coal miner, Kovacs was born outside of Budapest in 1956.

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DirectorRene Perezwalks into a bar in Spain and sees a photo of Charles Bronson on the wall.

Unable to place which film the photo was from, he asked the bartender who said that was Bronzi.

We all should get in touch with our belching abilities.

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How Did the Hungarian Charles Bronson Get Into Movies?

Sweet deal, actually, with Bronzi simply having to stand all Bronson-like while someone else does his dialogue.

Don’t need it.

Is enunciation unhindered by thick European accents?

Simply put your picture up in a local watering hole and wait for your call to the big leagues.

Because if it can happen for Bronzi, it damn well can happen for you too.

Sometimes you just need to bear the cross you’ve been given in life.

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