Quick personal question: How’s your bank account doing?

If you’re like me, it’s about to do alotworse.

Need I say more?

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If you own someBuster KeatonCriterion titles and wanna see a modern version, look no further.

in startling clarity and perverse beauty.

Close your green books and leave Ms. Daisy at home – this is the blu-ray to own.

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acts of violence and vengeance.

ThisLady Snowbloodcollection rendersToshiya Fujita’s double feature in pristine, shocking quality.

And lead actorMeiko Kajiis just perfect in the lead role.

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I know you’re gonna want aWes Anderson.

And the collection offers nearly all of his films – yourRushmores, yourRoyal Tenenbaums, yourLife Aquatics.

And the animation on this thing… it’s just friggin' beautiful, y’all.

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I know you’re gonna want aAkira Kurosawa.

And the collection offers nearly all of his films – yourSeven Samurais, yourRashomons, yourYojimbos.

It’s crackerjack entertainment that makes you think, and it’s an underseen jewel in Kurosawa’s crown.

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