Presumably, Rio has thirsted (get it?)
for thischance to inflict pain upon Agatha.
Ms. Harkness, meanwhile, issues her quips through seething tears.
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She’s back on her mental game,but Agatha made her life by being a ruthless survivor.
She can’t win a sorcery fight without her powers and how does she de-escalate this violence?
To which Rio replies, “Horizontal,” followed by “in a grave” afterquitethe deliberate pause.
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After this first episode, I can promise that the audience wants the same.
This character could wind up shaping the entire narrative arc of ‘Agatha All Along.’
At the very least, perhaps Rio and Agatha never acted upon their sexually charged tension.
That’s easy enough to remedy.
I had high expectations forAgatha All Along, but enemies-to-lovers (or enemies-and-lovers) between witches?
A lustful history that practically screams sapphic from the rooftops?
Agatha Harkness, following the events of “WandaVision,” embarks on a quest to reclaim her lost powers. Teaming up with unlikely allies, including the son of her former enemy, she faces new mystical threats while navigating a complex world of magic and intrigue.
Let alone between Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza, whose combined chemistry could light a dozen bonfires?
It’s the least we all deserve.
New episodes ofAgatha All Alongair Wednesdays at 6:00pm PST/9:00pm EST on Disney+ in the U.S.
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