But just re-read that sentence!
Superman is kind of a nightmare when you take him to his logical conclusion.
And Lex is simply a more forward-thinking individual than most.
Did he pee in a jar and make a senator drink it before blowing up a ton of people?
It shouldnt take a fictional underwater world to make us stop being such insufferable pollution goblins.
Yes, its not nice to cast a tsunami upon our shores.
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Blade Runner
You simply cant have a list of tragic villains without poor Batty.
Its no wonder he goes completely berzerker on his creator, crushing his head like a spoiled cantaloupe.
Isnt this why we have drone operators?
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of this extremely hazardous genetic research facility his only one job: keep the evil inside.
And yes, if that means hilariously decapitating folks with a barreling elevator cart then she will not hesitate.
Way to go, puny humans!
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Hes a serial truant coddled by his friends and family at every turn.
He will, 100%, grow up to run a gouging pharmaceutical company.
This movie is the dark final chapter in one mans descent into professional defeat.
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They are, after all, a more evolved version of us.
Their kind has been dissected and reticulated and hunted with giant retro robots.
That kind of neverending stress will make just about anyone want to drop a stadium on the President.
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Theres a big argument for the theory that most of the Avengers problems were resulting from their own existence.
Zemo isnt a good guy – but his anger isnt unjustified.
But with his brutal history at the hands of lab technicians, can you really blame him?
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Kobas background, as detailed in the official movie prequel novel, is seriously tragic.
Somehow we are describing the good guys of this plot.
Billy Madison
Theres no denying that Eric is an insufferable wad and also perfectly portrayed byBradley Whitford.
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And yet, in an absolutely insane twist, Eric is forced to fight for the role of successor.
But as Bill Paxton puts it, He’s in it for the money not the science!
Hey, we got a question.
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Arent the main charactersalsoin it for the money?
Unfortunately, he kind of overreacts after this.
In the end, who has the bigger indirect kill count?
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Say what you want about these guys … at least theyretryingto keep that body count to a minimum.
Could the dark lure of the ring even be affecting himthatstrongly when he first discovered it?
Perhaps Smeagol was always kind of a jerk.
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He absolutely deserved a fate better than lava baptism.
So lighten up everyone; were absolutely not catching him at his best.
The Flukeman didnt ask to be dragged from a sewer and handcuffed like some kind of grotesque bank robber.
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Frankly, the Flukeman didnt ask for anything in particular.
Dude just likes floating in our wastewater, being a weird man of a fluke.
Is that so bad of a thing?
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Sure, hes unpleasant to look at.
And sure, his bite will plant tiny babies in your abdomen.
But hes not actively prowling our beaches and looking for victims.
Hes hanging out in our poop – a place where arguably no one else wants to hang out.
Go ahead and Google the words tigers and endangered and youll get your answer.
Sure, Khan isnt very nice.
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But how chipper would you feel about this man-cub after his people hunted you to near-extinction?
Dont pretend we’re wrong.
Would Earth villainize one of our own if we knew it was the only way to ensure our survival?
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The Rock
In a way, General Hummel is just a really devoted boss.
And heck…at least hes not a defense contractor or politician.
We really cant stress this enough, he likes ducks.
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He is a friend to fowl, and that has to count for something in this crazy world.
But hey, we’re not saying Thanos is perfect.
We just have a soft spot for a baddie who loves bubbles as much as this doofus does.
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The White Walkers - Game of Thrones
Okay, hear us out.
For starters, the White Walkers never asked to be born.
They were created by The Children of the Forest for the purposes of war.
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Why not let them?
It couldnt possibly be any worse than life under the Lannister family.
In short: we werereallymean to our A.I.
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before they opted to trap us in mind jail.
But theres absolutely no way that Sid would know that, would he?
We can all hope to be this go-getting after we expire and decompose.
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And when you think about it … isnt that pretty much what we all want in life?
The only crime this hungry water beast committed was realizing the delicious taste of child flesh.
It doesnt take a huge leap in thought to see us humans as the aggressors in this Spielberg classic.
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After all … the ocean has made literally every effort to repel mankind.
Its a foul-smelling abyss of abstract monsters swimming in a liquid we cant even drink.
We shouldnt be swimming in it, let alone demonizing the creatures who dwell there.
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