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10Look.
Sugar does help the medicine go down… ## 9Your power’s close-up magic.
Were not totally f***ed at all.
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Really, how’s that supposed to help in battle?
8Theres only been one Blade, and theres only ever gonna be one Blade.
At this rate, Wesley Snipes isn’t wrong.
Wolverine joins the “merc with a mouth” in the third installment of the Deadpool film franchise.
One look from Deadpool to the camera says its better to let the issue die.
7I am the Messiah.
I am Marvel Jesus.
He’s got the whole MCU in his hands.
6There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 if Im watching ‘Gossip Girl’.
You know you love me.
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
5Whats your super power?
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Is it parallel parking?
Happy Hogan is still catching strays since his promotion.
The parallel parking line is very funny while humbling a Happy who overstates his position within the superhero team.
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The line also demonstratesWades self-destructive nature when faced with challenges that make him uncomfortable.
Kill a team of mobsters with kitchen utensils?
Answer questions about the ability to lead a team or cooperate with a partner?
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Thats a task outside of Deadpools grasp.
Whiskey d**k of the claws.
Its quite common in Wolverines over 40.
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Wade, have more respect for your elders!
3"I made an educated wish!"
It’s better than nothing.
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2Its one of Gods best jokes that you cant die, except its on all of us!
Way to go for the jugular with your adamantium claws, Logan!
Wolverine doesnt need claws to cut deep.
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What follows is a car fight that rivals the worst drive back from Vegas.
The reason whyDeadpool & Wolverineworks as well as it does is the & Wolverine part of the movie.
1"Welcome to the MCU, by the way.
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You’re joining at a bit of a low point."
Fear not, they’re gonna make him do this until he’s 90.
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